Finding Rainbows in the Rain

I feel like I need to write a disclaimer for this post before I begin.  I typically do not share personal information.  I do not like to open up and bare my soul, especially when there is the risk for criticism or judgment.  I am not sharing this to gain sympathy.  I am sharing in the hopes that someone going through this will have peace that they are not alone.

Have you ever had a day where it seems like it rains nonstop?  You look outside and the sun is shining, your kids are playing happily, nothing specific has gone wrong, but inside you feel like it's raining.  That's the kind of day I was having...actually that's the week I was having.  Small things seemed insurmountable, everything my kids were doing made me feel hot and itchy and irritable, my stomach felt like snakes writhing inside, I was struggling to keep my emotions capped.

It started Sunday at church, sitting behind my mamaw...she just seemed so small and frail, she reminded me of her older sister who passed away last year, and it broke my heart.  When she stepped up to the pulpit to sing - Lord it's just another hill that I'm climbing, Lord it's just another tear to wipe away.  If I can just hold on a little longer, I'll be rejoicing in Heaven someday - I could barely contain my tears.  She sang the first few bars alone, and then the pianist, pastor, and two guitarists joined her.  I have listened to my mamaw sing since I was born, but it just tugged my heart strings that day.  That song in particular gets to me anyway, and when I'm having a rough time I ask her to sing it.  I didn't ask this time, but I needed it.  Sunday was Father's Day, and I was already feeling broken-hearted.  The day just picked the scab trying to cover the small/huge hole in my heart left by someone I love who I never had the chance to meet.  To say it was a rough start to the day would be a slight understatement.

This week has been stressful, rewarding, full of blessings, but stressFULL.  We are wrapping up Vacation Bible School, and this was the first time I have ever been asked to plan and execute the week.  When I was asked I thought about declining.  In fact I never formally accepted the request!  I asked for time to pray about it and talk to my husband, but as soon as I sent that email an idea popped into my head and it snowballed from there into this amazing week.  I felt like God was leading me to what He wanted me to do, gently nudging me by giving me a lightbulb moment that made it impossible to say no.  Amazing as this week may be, and as easy as the week was to plan, it has still been stressful.  I tend to be a perfectionist, feel like I have to be in control of every single thing, and overthink and analyze every little detail until I make myself sick.  

We began VBS on Tuesday.  I managed to have everything organized and a lot of things completed before Monday.  Still there are certain things you can't do ahead.  Each night I have tried to prepare the next day's crafts for four age groups - I had them planned from the beginning, but I wanted an example to show for each individual craft, and I wanted only to take the supplies for that particular night's crafts so I didn't get confused about who was supposed to be doing what.  

On Tuesday my husband's Fatherversary gift arrived - our 10th anniversary was earlier this month - and the box was perfect for the kids to make the rocket they wanted to give to Daddy.  While he fitted the new roll pan on his work truck and drilled holes outside, I helped the kids remake the box into a really nice rocket inside as a surprise for him.  They decorated it with stickers and marker drawings while I made VBS signs and got craft supplies organized and ready to walk out the door.

Apparently the hundreds of stickers the kids used on Tuesday weren't enough.  Wednesday while I was trying to get sample crafts made and supplies together in the dining room, the children decided to decorate the rocket some more.  They were being well-behaved, having fun, using every sticker we have...and we have a lot of stickers.  Earlier in the day we had been in the pool with my mom and our cousin, and the conversation had turned to my upcoming gallbladder surgery.  That put me on edge, because I am terrified of surgery.  Until that point I had been able to distract myself for a couple of weeks - the pain had subsided right after I made my appointment for surgery, I had been able to eat normally for the first time since Easter, I was no longer having the referred pain in my ribs, and I was crazy busy with summer activities and VBS prep.  Talking about the surgery brought it all back.  

After I got Wednesday's sample craft ready, I looked at my pre-admittance testing and surgical orders to see if there was anything special I needed to do based on the information my cousin gave about her surgery.  On the list of things to bring to the PAT appointment was a letter of clearance from your cardiologist.  I started getting the ants-in-my-pants feeling.  No one said anything about clearance!  I have a cardiologist, and what if I was supposed to call him and get an appointment so he could check me out and be sure I'm healthy enough to undergo surgery!?  They're doing an EKG and blood work at my PAT appointment, isn't that enough?  I haven't seen my cardio in a couple of years because after my initial need to see him was explored I was released as an as-needed-basis patient.  What if they won't let me have the surgery because I don't have the paper saying I'm ok, or what if I'm not ok and my heart stops while I'm under anesthesia and I die and my husband has to try to raise our kids without me.  Would they still remember me when they're adults if I die now - they're still so young.  Will they remember how much I love them...  Oh, I tell you, if I was still in pain 24/7 it would be so much easier NOT to have this train of thought.  With the absence of pain driving me toward the surgery comes the influx of depressive anxiety-filled thought processes, which makes me feel like a weenie because it's such a simple procedure that I feel like I shouldn't have any qualms at all.  Back to finding rainbows...

I looked up from my papers when my daughter walked by to get yet another sheet of stickers from the drawer.  I looked into the living room where she was taking the stickers, and I see empty sticker sheets lying on the floor and hardly a bare spot of cardboard remaining on the rocket.  I lost it.  I didn't yell, but I sternly instructed them to stop using so many stickers because they were going to use them all and I wasn't going to buy them anymore because that's not what they are meant for and what are they going to do when all their stickers are gone and they don't have any for the other projects they wanted them for and the stickers are all going to fall off anyway when we put the rocket in the attic because that's where it's going and it's hot up there and the sticky won't last in the heat and don't put another sticker on pick up your mess and put the stickers up.  Even as the words were coming out of my mouth I realized how ridiculous I sounded, how unreasonable I was being, but by that point I was like a runaway train that can't be stopped.  I reached for a bite-size Snicker's (which didn't make me feel like myself, by the way), and the second it was in my mouth I started to hyperventilate.  My nose is highly unreliable right now due to allergies, and the bite-size Snicker's took up all the room in my mouth...I couldn't get it chewed up and swallowed fast enough, and the lump in my throat was growing by the second.  I felt like I was choking.  I walked to the back of the house, and tried to calm down, but it suddenly started raining.

Hot, salty rain poured down my face.  I walked back to the dining room, squatted beside my chair, and tried to get a grip.  By then the kids had done what I asked - picked up the empty sheets, put away some of the stickers, and taken off the excess stickers that were already falling off - and then they came to check on me.  I couldn't squat any longer, because my energy was gone, so I sat in the floor and it continued to rain.  I held my kids close and it rained on their heads.  I lost count of how many times I told them I love them.  Then my son went and got every stuffed animal from his bed and brought them to me to hold in my lap.  When he decided that wasn't good enough, he traded the bears for his Spider Man blanket.  My daughter tried to cheer me up by eating gummy worms, because my kids eating candy always cheers me up (?), and they kept telling me it was ok while they patted me.  When I could finally open my eyes, I was a bit stunned by what I saw.  Our solar-powered rainbow make was throwing the most vibrant and stunning rainbows all around the kitchen.  They were racing across the floor at my feet, soaring across the ceiling, running up the walls.  Rainbows were everywhere.  It has been so overcast, and we've been so busy for the last month or more that I've missed the rainbows, I'd forgotten that little spinning prism in my window, I'd forgotten how beautiful it could be.  *These images are from April*

Eventually my daughter disappeared into her room, where she made me a necklace.  My son covered me head-to-toe in his blanket and got under it with me, where he kept saying, "It's Mommy and brother time, isn't Mommy.  No one else is allowed because it's just Mommy and brother time."  I tell you, that four year old kid is wise.  Being in the dark, under a hot fleece blanket, helped.  I laid back on the floor, and I didn't have the strength to raise my head off the floor.  As I lay there, getting my breathing under control, two things occurred to me:  1) rainbows are God's promise that the storm is over and it will get better, 2) you can't have rainbows without rain.

I've dealt with depression and anxiety since I was 7, and being in stressful situations tends to bring it out - the upcoming surgery combined with trying to make sure everything was perfect for VBS built up the perfect storm for an anxiety attack.  Just remember, even in your darkest storm, when the rain won't let up and the clouds make it hard to see, the Son is out there, and a rainbow is coming.  Don't stop looking for the rainbows in the rain.

"Behind the Clouds"

- Brad Paisley -

When you're feeling lonely, lost and let down
Seems like those dark skies are following you around
And life's just one big shade of gray
You wonder if you'll see the light of day

Behind the clouds, the sun is shining
Believe me even though you can't quite make it out
You may not see the silver lining
But there's a big blue sky waiting right behind the clouds

I've heard it said that this too shall pass
Good times or bad times, neither one lasts
But thinking that your luck won't ever change
Is like thinking it won't ever stop once it starts to rain

Behind the clouds, the sun is shining
Believe me even though you can't quite make it out
You may not see the silver lining
But there's a big blue sky waiting right behind the clouds
Yeah, there's a big blue sky waiting right behind the clouds

Who's Responsible for This Mess?

Over the last several years the stuff in my house has grown to epic proportions.  Things get bought, brought, borrowed, gifted... but nothing ever leaves.  My mom will tell you that this is how it was in my childhood as well.  At least in my room.  It was bad enough then that I remember coming home from school to 33 gallon trash bags full of my stuff sitting outside the bedroom.  I wasn't allowed to go through it or beg for its salvation.  If I wasn't responsible enough to clean it all up, I wasn't allowed to plead the case for keeping any of it.

When I got married almost 10 years ago, my parents finally got tired of babysitting my stuff and boxed up the contents of my room and said it had to move with me.  Sadly, most of those things are still in the boxes in which they arrived at my new/old house.  It isn't that I don't know how to sort things, throw things away, say goodbye to things.  I know how to do all that.  Decluttering is overwhelming, and my problem always lies in where to begin.  So I'm beginning here...

My name is Amanda, and I am a horrible housekeeper.  

I am not hanging my head in shame.  I am holding my head high, because I know that I can do better.  I'm not admitting defeat, no thing, no stuff, nothing is going to get me down.  I refuse to live another able-bodied day without getting my house straightened out.

I have blustered about the mess for too long without doing anything constructive about it.  
February, being the shortest (and often most hated) month of the year, is a good month to begin a new project.  You're still early in the year, but by February it doesn't quite feel so much like a resolution.  Let's be clear about something:  I have made that resolution many times, and it never stuck.  My house still looks like a wreck.  All.  The.  Time.  There, I said it.  I own it.  When my cousin asked for people to join a February clean-up challenge, I hesitated.  Granted it was only 28 days, but there is so much stuff in my house!  The paper alone might take me a full year to sort through.  In the end I joined, and I felt accomplished for the first time in a long time.  I felt happy about cleaning.  My kitchen looked amazing...until I started cleaning the rest of the house.  My cabinets and pantry are still fantastic, but the floor is a bit crowded.  (Now that I've seen I can manage with stuff in the center of the floor, maybe it's time to petition the hubs for a center island.)  I even started sorting through clothes, which for whatever reason I have a weird emotional attachment to.  I have two tall kitchen trash bags full of clothes I need to donate.  I started going through paper, and just the old bills, receipts, and medical statements took me an entire afternoon to shred and filled a 33 gallon trash bag.  It's sad, really.  Sad that I have let my house get into such a state of junkedupedness.  But after the first week and a half, I slacked off.  Things got busy, hectic, complicated, and I quit unstuffing my house.  And now it's a full month later, and I'm no better off.

I have blamed the husband for the state of our house - after all he hasn't volunteered to clean it up, and when he helps me he asks me what to do with every single thing he finds.  I know he doesn't do it to be difficult, instead he does it because he doesn't want to put anything where I don't want it or to throw away something I might need.  

I have blamed the kids - I mean, really, where does all the stuff come from when you have a kid?  You come home from the hospital with a carseat and a kid and suddenly your home is overrun with stuffed animals, blankets, toys, books, drawings, and life.  And I love every minute of it!  Unless of course I step on a Hotwheels car and bend the axle that my 4 year old will then ask me to repair, and when I repair it the wheel is inevitably going to come off and he will ask me to glue it back on.  No glue on this planet will hold a plastic tire on a metal axle, sorry kiddo.

That brings me to my current question:  who's responsible for this mess?

The short answer is, ME.  I have always blamed everyone but the person responsible.  

Who chooses to read a book (or write this post) instead of sweep the floor?  Who chooses to let the laundry go for one more day?  Who decides that a few dirty dishes don't justify filling a sink and wasting water?  Who can't seem to get a handle on all the stuff?  That would all be ME.  I keep waiting for my small world to change and one day to wake up to a spotless home that isn't piled up, or at the very least for my hard work to actually pay off with a house that remains clean after I've worked diligently for a week to get it in top shape again.  The fact is that unless I change my world, unless I stop being my own worst enemy, unless I care an awful lot about my house being an enjoyable, less stressful environment, nothing is going to change...it's not.  I will be the one who has to concede the victory and let my stuff rule my life.

Last night I had taken all I could.  I simply could NOT look at this mess any longer.  I cleaned on my dining room for four hours, stopping at 1:45am only because I was hungry and my knee was aching.  I found enough pencils to last until my kids graduate college.  I threw things away.  I jammed out to my favorite music...quietly of course, since I was the only one awake.  I felt good about my progress for once, and it was a noticeable difference.  Tonight I am trying to catch up on laundry and dishes that have both been untended for several weeks due to some county-wide water issues.  

My daughter said something earlier that most 6 year olds wouldn't think about - I'm so excited, because tomorrow is a new day!  When did she get so wise!?  Tomorrow is a new day, and I'm so excited because I can decide to change.

School Days, School Days...

...Dear old golden rule days.  Readin' and 'ritin' and 'rithmetic, taught to the tune of the hickory stick.

It's back to school already.  When I was in elementary school, we didn't go back until around the third week of August, and it seemed that we only went for the last 2 days of that first week.  Now, school starts earlier each year, and gets out later each summer.  Our kids have had one day shy of exactly 2 months off school for summer break.  That's not nearly enough time!  While I can't control the school calendar and requirements (which for the most part I disagree with), and while homeschooling was once an option, it doesn't really suit our present personality and learning traits.  The only thing I can do is try to make our down-time at home a little easier to manage and more enjoyable.  

I'm big on planning ahead and making schedules (that are not always kept to).  I am not big on cleaning, so please don't think this is going to detail how to get your kids to do chores without complaint or how to do a month's worth of cleaning in 10 minutes a day.  That ain't this blog...  What I will tell you is my self-devised plan for making our mornings and evenings run like clockwork.

I am a cookbook collector.  I also love to cook (see my other blog That's 'licious, Mommy!).  Before the birth of my children, my husband and I fended for ourselves at home.  Oftentimes that meant that we ate corn dogs and mac 'n cheese multiple times a week - hey, we were young - and we just didn't keep a lot of food items that required large amounts of time-consuming prep work.  Then, during my first pregnancy, I ended up in and out of the hospital from extreme morning (aka all-day) sickness and later from the evil Braxton Hicks contractions and eventually pre-term labor.  At that point I was also enrolled in 3 very intense Library Science master's level courses trying to finish my degree in as little time as possible to keep my student loan costs down.  Long story short, my husband and I were relieved, and grateful, to eat with my family every night.  It kept me off my feet, kept baby happier, kept the contractions down.  After baby arrived we didn't go back to cooking at home - we had settled into a routine.

Fast forward 5 years to our daughter's kindergarten year.  This routine we had settled into meant that most nights we weren't getting supper over with until nearly 10pm.  For a kid who requires amounts of sleep rivaling a newborn, that wasn't going to cut it.  There was no way I would be able to get her up and at school before 8am.  She's a very slow mover in the mornings and, like me, doesn't always wake up hungry.  Something had to change, and it had to start with us staying home more so our kids could stay on a consistent routine.

I pored over my Fix-It and Forget-It Big Cookbook.  I looked at every page.  I made a spreadsheet of recipes that sounded like something my family would eat.  I color coded each section of recipes by main ingredient:  bean, pork, beef, chicken, vegetable.  I printed it out, stapled it, and kept it in the cookbook.  Then each week I picked 3-4 different recipes, went grocery shopping over the weekend, and cooked at home Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and sometimes Friday.  Dance class was on Wednesday, so we decided that was Breakfast night at my parents' house.  Each recipe I cooked was rated - up to 5 stars - and I wrote the date and any notes I had about what I changed, liked, or disliked about it.  I noted in the index which recipes had been tried with a check-mark and the date.  Somewhere around Christmas it all fell apart.  We had a harsh winter, missing nearly 30 days of school, and it threw everything off balance.  We fell back into our old routine of cooking at my parents' house every night.  The only difference being that I did most of the cooking, and I made sure that we were still home by around 9pm.

My daughter is at a new school this year, because our school system has divided the schools by level - PK, Elementary (Primary, 1-2), Intermediate (3-5), Middle (6-8), High (9-12).  Since we are a low-income county, every child in every school receives a free breakfast and lunch.  We took advantage of that last year, sending a lunch very rarely.  This year she requested that we send her lunch more often, and I can't argue with that.  I hardly ever bought a school lunch - mostly pizza on Fridays - until high school when I could get a salad and a pretzel or pizza/hamburger every day.  

Thankfully we get the school breakfast and lunch menus a month ahead, so menu in hand she and I went through every day and I made her choose which days she was going to eat a school lunch.  This was my first step toward streamlining our morning routine.  If I knew which days she was eating at school vs taking a lunch, I would be more prepared.  I wouldn't be scrambling the morning of a take-your-lunch day wondering what to fix her.  I brandished my handy-dandy pink highlighter and set to work identifying the main dish of each lunch she would eat a school.  Then I got to thinking...

...I know what she's eating at school, but what about the stuff I'm sending from home?  This can't be a last minute decision, folks.  So, I made a list of 10 lunches I knew (beyond-a-shadow-of-a-doubt) that she would eat.  She is not a picky eater, but there are some things she prefers and will eat willingly more often than certain other things.  If I could pack her a PBJ every day, it would be all-good.  So that left me with a highlighted calendar and a list.  How was I going to synthesize the information into something easy to read, easy to use, that I didn't have to spend hours changing every month?

I was envisioning a calendar with only 5 days.  Something that would allow me to note the days she planned to eat at school and what she planned to take from home on the off-days.  Then I got to thinking that packing a lunch wasn't the only hang-up during our morning routine.  What about breakfast?  If I left it up to my kids they would eat PBJ three times a day, every day.  So instead I asked her for 4 breakfasts that she loved that were quick to prepare.  We settled on Muffins (Monday, leftover from Sunday), PBJ (Tuesday/Friday), Cream of Wheat/Oatmeal (Wednesday), and Yogurt/Fruit and Cereal Bar (Thursday).  This is not apt to change unless we have a special leftover breakfast item from the weekend - waffles, biscuits, pancakes, etc.  

Taking that into consideration, I created a calendar that was simple yet displayed all the necessary information.  I wrote in the days she would be eating at school, and then I filled in the blanks with the 10 lunches I know she loves.  I tried not to put two meat-sandwiches or two soups in the same week.  I didn't ask which lunch she wanted on which day, I just randomly assigned lunches to days and filled it in.  I tried to list everything that I would need to pack in her box or bag.  The morning of (or evening before) I also try to remember to include a disposable spoon, a napkin, and a straw so she doesn't have to try to remember to pick up anything in the lunch line.  I taped the list of lunches to the cookbook shelf beside the refrigerator, and I taped the calendar to the door of the fridge where it is in plain sight.

Here's a link to the document I created:  Breakfast/Lunch

As I mentioned before, I like to have my meals planned out.  Last year I chose enough crockpot meals to see us through the entire year with a few alternates.  With the winter we had, the amount of school we missed, I didn't get through all of them so they are on reserve for this year.  However, I didn't want to rely just on my crockpot (shhh, don't say that too loud).  Sometimes it's a bit boring to use the same kitchen tool every single day, and I should know because I have a LOT of kitchen tools (and I'm a Pampered Chef consultant :]).  Plus I have all these gorgeously illustrated (and written) cookbooks with mouth-watering recipes that I have been dying to cook.  Cooking and making things for people is how I express my love, and I really wanted to be a chef - it was second only to being a mommy!  Sorry, tendency to ramble...  

I pulled a few of my cookbooks:  Taste of Home Winning Recipes (2010), The Everything Meals for a Month Cookbook, and Taste of Home Cooking for Kids/Kids Party Food.  I sat down and went page-by-page through Winning Recipes and wrote down 100+ recipes that I want to try.  I realize I can't do them all this year, but my kids will be in school for the next 14 years, so I've got plenty of time.  I just needed a similar calendar to plan out our dinners.  I haven't started filling it in yet, but I will over the weekend.  There is a space for Main Dish and Sides for Mon-Fri.  I can have my shopping list made out for the entire month, and when a certain cut of meat or other food item goes on sale I can see how much I need for the month and freeze what I'm not using immediately.  An update will follow after I have a picture of my completed dinner calendar.

Here's a link to the document I created:  Dinner

Lent pt 2

Just out of curiosity, how do you define yelling?  Is it vein-popping, loud, screaming, scary momster?  Is it raising your voice and using your Mom tone?  Either way, apparently I do a LOT of it.  For Lent (see previous post) I decided to work on giving up yelling.

To me, yelling is in-your-face, voice level 10, forehead-vein-popping, steam rolling out of ears, screaming, scary (possibly terrifying) momster.  Those moments were becoming all too frequent, and it was hurting everyone.  I did not like who I became when my inner momster reared its head.  I did not like the looks on my kids faces when the momster made an appearance.  I did not like what it was doing to my kids...or to me.  They say the first step to fixing a problem is to realize you have one.  Well, I realized a problem existed a long time ago, and several times I have half-heartedly attempted to address it and fix it.  There's always an obstacle standing in my way, though.

For starters there are some people in my life that no matter what I say I'm going to attempt (learning to sew by jumping right in with a huge project, starting to exercise most days of the week, being more patient and positive, yelling less, eating better...) they laugh and say, "You'll never do it."  Or they just give me that look, the one that says, "MmmK.  We'll see how long that lasts."  That used to make me more determined than ever to prove them wrong (for instance with the sewing - which I did), but with some things it made me start to believe maybe those people were right.  Maybe they know better what is at the core of who I am.  Maybe I am just a mean mom who yells all the time.  Maybe I'm broken and don't have the ability to be patient and positive.  Maybe, though...maybe it's those people who are wrong.

I don't have a lot of self-esteem anyway, and it's easy to let others' negative opinions of me and my abilities negatively affect my life, which in turn negatively affects my kids' lives.  That is why for Lent I determined that I would not be telling anyone what I was giving up.  Have you figured it out yet?  I gave up yelling...well, I tried to at least.  For the most part, I did ok.  Far from perfect, but ok is somewhere to start.

The first week was really easy.  I lowered my voice, I didn't yell, even when my daughter was having some kind of a major melt-down hissy fit and being very verbally abusive (at least as much as an almost-6-year-old can) towards me.  I was in tears, and yet I kept my cool (by a hair's breadth) and tried to diffuse the situation without going Momster on her.  Past that point it got much more difficult.

There were a few times that I lost it, but I could count on one hand the number of those times.  I started paying more attention to how kind and loving my kids are.  I started being able to have fun with them again.  We were happier.  The last time I lost it was Friday night - consequently the last night of Lent.  It made me feel like all the work I had done, all the progress I had made was just thrown out.  My three-year-old son has started hitting, and punching, my daughter.  If I call him down for it once a day, I call him down for it 5 times or more.  He doesn't just hit arms and legs, he punches her in the belly.  I honestly don't think he's doing it to be mean and to try to hurt her.  He does it because he still isn't quite sure what to do with his anger and frustration.  The last thing I want is for my kids to turn out like me emotionally - easy to anger and unable to deal with it in a constructive manner.  I have prayed for a longer fuse, more patience, better ways to deal with emotions.  I still have a lot of trouble with it.  At any rate, Friday after I picked my daughter up from school, the kids picked at each other and fought all afternoon.  It was tiring.  I had dealt with it level-headedly as much as I could.  My son pushed my daughter and then started punching her.  And.  I.  Lost.  It.

My son ran to another part of the house, hands clamped over his ears, bawling his eyes out.  Then I got a tongue-lashing from not one, but two of my near-constant-audience-to-my-parenting-screwups.  I didn't even have time to process what had just happened before I was being told (in no certain terms) that I was a bad parent and needed to apologize to my son.  Let me first state that anytime I lose it in front of or because of my kids, I do apologize for my behavior.  I do not want my kids to think that I don't have to be accountable for my actions and words because I'm Mom.  There is nothing wrong with a parent admitting they were wrong and should not have done "that."  But, at that point I just needed some time to myself, maybe just 5 minutes, to decompress and figure out what had happened and what to do.  Instead I had two other adults talking down at me, telling me how badly I'd damaged my kid, possibly for the rest of his life...and yet they wonder why I think I'm a bad parent.  Tell me how many of you have never once lost your cool with your kid, and I'll tell you how big of a fish-tale you're telling.

Friday night was spent depressed and broken-hearted with an irrepressible flood of tears, a stuffy nose, a flurry of texts between me and one of those people (who also happens to be one of my biggest champions).  My kids were so incredibly sweet during that time - they brought me tissues, shared stuffed animals to cuddle, told me they would do everything for me from helping me get dressed to cooking and washing dishes.  I came out of it with a new resolve that this is not who I am.  I will not allow myself to be that person any longer.  It is a daily struggle - believe me.  It is going to take time - lots of it.  But this, this coward's way of dealing with my kids' misbehavior, of not dealing with any underlying issues that cause my hair-trigger, short-fuse, ticking-time-bomb inner momster, this has to end...n-o-w yesterday.  I have a good start.  It was not a perfect Lent by far.  I'm only human, and I fall down a lot.  Let's just pray that I will fall down less often and not as hard when I do.  Maybe I can get to a place where I only trip, stumble, but catch myself.  Maybe there is a place in my future where I will walk gracefully, peacefully, and parent without even needing to raise my voice.  Here's the thing, I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me, and He does just that, daily.  I just have to remember to take a breath and ask for His guidance and patience before I deal with difficult situations rather than ask for His forgiveness after I've dealt with it poorly.

Operation Beach Bucks part 2

You didn't ask for it, but here it is anyway - our first update!  Yay!

The first week has ended, and already I've reached a very important conclusion.  I will be broke by July.  No kidding!  The way my kids are putting in extra effort and being recognized for the good things they are doing encourages them to do more good things (i.e., things they ought to be doing anyway) which results in them earning mucho dinero mas rapido (sorry if that is in the wrong order, I'm a bit rusty on my español).  My son is earning 50¢ every time he tries a new food, and he has decided that trying new foods is not all that bad.  So far he has tried scrambled eggs, barbecue sauce, chicken nuggets, Cincinnati chilighetti, and fresh pineapple (which was his idea, in the produce section by the way - as long as he didn't have to eat "those pokey things").  My daughter could earn that much as well, but she is a much less-picky eater already, so there are not that many "new" foods for her to choose from.  Either way, they are consistently earning at least one dollar each day, and with approximately 150 more days they can earn Beach Bucks before tallying up their dizzying amounts of money, I could be out well over $300!  That ain't chump change in this house.

After having this epiphany two days ago, whilst taking our kids on a much deserved outing to see "The Nut Job," I had a second epiphany.  I can use the Beach Bucks like tokens that the kids have to trade in if they want to engage in certain activities while on vacation.  A short list of activities that we ordinarily engage in, as well as a few extra special treats thrown in, was easy to mentally compose:

1. SnoBalls
2. The Shake Shop
3. Smugglers Cove Adventure Golf
4. Egmont Key ferry from Ft. De Soto
5. Dolphin Quest on Boca Ciega Bay from John's Pass Marina

For the less expensive things that we always do at least once, the token amount will be small - maybe $10 worth of Beach Bucks for a small SnoBall or milkshake.  For bigger things the price will be more like $50 worth of Beach Bucks.  That may seem steep, but, hey, they are going to have Bucks to spare.  I'm only going to reserve $20 that they can exchange dollar-for-dollar and spend on whatever souvenir they want.  We will likely souvenir hunt at John's Pass, or if we are lucky enough to get to visit Tarpon Springs again they can spend it there.

Additionally, I may make them work harder each month to earn the coveted Beach Bucks.  For example, instead of getting 10¢ each time they clear their dishes from the table, they will get 10¢ for clearing dishes after every meal for one entire day.  If it is getting to school on time, it may be two days in a row to earn 25¢.  On second thought I may keep that one the way it is!  We don't want any tardies.

So, what format am I using?  Well, you're in luck because I am going to share my Beach Bucks chart and money.  I printed one chart and slid it into a page protector, which I taped to the wall at kid-eye-level.  Each day I use a dry erase marker to check off what they have accomplished so they can see what they are earning.  I also use a STAR stick, which I mentioned in Operation Beach Bucks.  This is because my daughter's school uses this as a behavior/classroom management tool.  I painted a paint stirrer and colored clothespins for each kid.  That way it is a constant visual reminder of how they are behaving.  Most of the time I make them move their pins so it (hopefully) makes them think about what they did that was good or not-so-good.

Beach Bucks envelopes

For the envelopes, I used what I had on hand - #10 (business size).  I simply taped one piece of each value of Beach Bucks to the front using clear packing tape.

STAR stick, start every day on GREEN

Each day you start out on GREEN.  If my kids behave they get to move up a color.  If they misbehave they move down a color.  It is not a static stick - in other words they don't get stuck on a color.  If they make it to red and then do something wonderful (or even mediocre if it is good behavior), they move back up.  If they are on purple and misbehave, they move down to blue.  If they are perfectly behaved all day (yeah, right), they get to move up to the star.  I used basic red, yellow, blue, and purple acrylic craft paint from WalMart.  The star is gold glitter glue on a silver background.  The black space is no-man's-land basically.  It is either used for nothing, or if my kids are being horrible and are on red and still misbehaving, I move them to black - which they can NOT get off of unless they exhibit some exceptional behavior.  I have been using this for a month or so now, and only once has one of them been on black.  Then again, only once have they made it to the star.  There have been plenty of days where they stay on green, though, and this momma is thrilled with an all-green day!

Please keep in mind this is only a suggestion.  You will need to tailor it to fit your lifestyle and expectations of your own children.  I printed five copies of the money so I could be sure to have enough to last for a while.  When I run out of the smaller Bucks, I will trade them in for the larger ones.  I'm not sure if you can edit the documents using the same fonts I did - mine were from a font program (Cosmi Print Perfect Fonts), and the style is called JI-Drapey.

Word Document:
Beach Bucks Pricing List

Beach Bucks Money 

PDF:
Beach Bucks Pricing List
Beach Bucks Money

Always Striving for Perfection...

...at the sake of making progress.  Why is it so hard to be satisfied with progress toward a goal?  Why do I always want perfection or nothing?  It isn't just perfection from my kids, husband, family.  It is perfection that I expect from myself in certain areas.  Housework, not so much, but definitely other areas of my life.  I expect myself to be a perfect parent (as if one exists above God), and I fail to recognize my triumphs at small parenting tasks.  That is my goal for the rest of this year.  Call it an almost-middle-of-the-year-resolution if you will.

I resolve to give myself credit for the progress I make and not to hold myself to a standard of unattainable perfection.

I finally broke down and bought a copy of 1-2-3 Magic (Phelan), so I can begin to use the counting and reward system.  It worked when I tried it briefly after the birth of my son when I felt my daughter's behavior was spiraling out of control.  It has just been in the last couple of weeks that I have realized my kids are not the problem.  I am the problem.  Wow! that is hard to admit.  I am the problem.  It certainly doesn't feel good to say that. 

I have realized that I am a very controlling person, or I try to be.  Apparently I feel so out of control with my own life that I try to control everything else.  I do not adapt well to changing a horse midstream.  I am not flexible.  It is hard to be an effective parent when you aren't flexible.  I have to be the one in charge of trip planning and making schedules.  I have tried to put my kids on schedules several times, but I have lost my follow-through.  I used to be very goal oriented and able to attain any goal I put my mind to.  I have become someone who does things in theory, reality be darned.  I hate that about myself!

So, here is my plan (ha! maybe I can stick with this one). 

1. I am going to use positive reinforcement not only with my kids but also with myself.  I am going to print out a monthly calendar.  On that calendar, I am going to color the days:  Green (good), Yellow (middling), Red (bad).  This is going to be according to two things, so I might have to split the days.  I am going to keep track of my own attitude, but I am also going to keep track of my kids' behavior.  Time outs are going to be recorded alongside my outbursts.  Yelling does no one any good, and I already try to avoid spanking because it really does no one any good.  I have been praying every night that God will help me to be strong enough to be an effective parent who has more good days than bad.  If I can increase my own good days, I am sure my kids' good days will increase by association.  Bad moods are very contagious, just as a jolly disposition and smiling face are contagious, just as a person who is laughing for no reason often incites those around to join in the laughing while asking, "what are we laughing at?"
2. I am going to make a list of Stop behaviors (to count) and Start behaviors (to reward) to edge my kids toward the attitudes and behaviors I want them to possess.  I am going to use those lists to limit my own actions as well: if it isn't on the list (and isn't an emergency situation) it isn't going to get a response from me (oh boy! that is going to be near impossible).
3. I am going to set realistic goals for when I want a behavior to be extinct or habit, and when we have reached those goals we are going to celebrate (though I likely won't tell the kids why). On the road to extinction and habit, I am going to celebrate small milestones - more good days than bad, two in a row of no yelling or time outs, and other small things.
4. I am going to share my PROGRESS toward being a good parent and my STRUGGLE with wanting perfection.

Think I can do it?  Any advice on how you've done it?  Leave me your comments!  I'm always eager to learn from seasoned vets :)